Geniet even mee: whatsapp-gesprek City-spelers na rammeling tegen Barcelona uitgelekt (of niet?)

Skipper Vince

Heads up lads, they're a top side and it's no embarrassment to lose to them at the Camp Nou. We will get them back at the Etihad!!!

KDB

Thanks for the encouragement skipper but I am embarrassed

Gael C

Me too

Nolito

That first goal...

Fernie

I am sorry I made a slip guys

Fernie #2

Don't be sorry irmão. You had a good game

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

@Fernando you don't need to cover Fernandinho off the pitch as well

Fernie #2

@Raheeeeeeeeeeem why don't you just concentrate on scoring of the goals

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

www.bbc.com

Joint second top scorer at the club but whatever

Zaba

Enough of the arrogance Raheem, even you can't say you had a good game last night

Stonesy

None of us did

King Aleksandar

I played well

Stonesy

www.dailymail.co.uk

I beg to differ...

King Aleksandar

Don't believe that s**t, the Daily Mail hates me

Willy C

www.telegraph.co.uk

So the Telegraph hates you too?

Fabian Delph

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

And the Manchester Evening News?

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

I bet he got a rating of 10/10 in the Belgrade Times

King Aleksandar

Criticism can only come from first team players, sorry @FabienDelph

Fabian Delph

It's Fabian not Fabien. Mug

Gael C

I love it when Fabien gets all sensitive

KDB

twitter.com

Wtf was Kun doing on the bench?!?!

Kun Aguero

It's ok Kevin, I didn't mind

King Aleksandar

Maybe when you both start scoring penalties you can question the gaffer's decision

David Silva

jajajaja

Fernie #2

I think Fernie should be taking our penalties

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

Shock horror ^^^^

Yaya

Is no one going to talk about the elephant in the room?

Fernie

????

Nico

There is an elephant in what room?

Skipper Vince

Don't cause trouble please Yaya

Yaya

Shut it Vince. Even if I'm not in this team anymore, somebody has to say something.

Skipper Vince

Don't do it

Yaya

CLAUDIO BRAVO. WHAT THE F**K WAS THAT?

Skipper Vince

Oh no...

Claudio

I make mistake

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

Yeah you keep making 'em mate. Sort it out

KDB

And sort out your whatsapp pic too. You don't play for Barca anymore

Gael C

www.thesun.co.uk

Maybe he still does. It would explain a lot

Nico

Claudio is the elephant?!?!

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

Ugh there's too many foreigners in this team...

Fabian Delph

@Raheeeeeeeeeeem Weren't you born in Jamaica?

Skipper Vince

Let's not get on Claudio's back lads. He needs our support

Claudio

Thanks skipper

Zaba

www.todayonline.com

We still love you hermano

Nico

Why does Vince say not to climb on Claudio back? I stay on the ground

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

@^"£&*~}{)£!"?<

Willy C

Does this mean I have to play now? :(((((

KDB

Who've we got on the weekend?

Fernie

Southampton at home

Fernie #2

Southampton at home

Nolito

Never heard of them

Fernie

It's a must win game

Fernie #2

Must win game

Raheeeeeeeeeeem

Muting this group

Yaya

Stonesy

@Claudio get back on the horse on Sunday

Claudio

Gracias Jonas

Nico

What horse?

Yaya

If only you guys still had Joe in goal...

Skipper Vince

YAYA I WILL DELETE YOU FROM THIS GROUP

King Aleksandar

Joe would never had made that mistake...

David Silva

I miss him

Willy C

Me too :(

Kun Aguero

Isn't he still in this whatsapp group?

KDB

Yeah but he's muted it I think

Yaya

www.thesun.co.uk

#BringHartBack

Joe Hart

Cheers lads. I'll be back in January I reckon

Claudio

Vince, I think Joe should not be in here with us at this time

Skipper Vince

I agree. Joe, I am deleting you for the time being

Joe Hart

Understood

Joe Hart

www.thesun.co.uk

But I will just leave you guys with this